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Thursday, November 5, 2026

Cutting Through The CNBC Pro Paywall and Cashing In — With the Help of AI

This morning I was skimming my X timeline, and immediately found CNBC pumping gold miners on Nov. 3rd (on Tuesday). BTW they want you to pay for CNBC Pro to read it. Uh, no. 

Spoiler: I went directly to AI, and asked which gold miner was being called "a cash machine", and not only did it give me the answer — in like 2 seconds — but it identified the author as the CNBC producer and shameless pump-master himself, Tim Seymour 🤣

This guy has been crying about gold miners for several months — but it takes the cake when you feel like you have to write an article to pump the #2 top holding (AEM) in the $GDX, in order to drive the ETF up 12% in a single day. 

 Am I the only one who sees this charade for what it is, and questions the ethics? 

Nevertheless, I say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em — for FREE

And here I thought I had to earn money the old fashioned way. Glad that's solved. 

#ProTips:

  • Immediately follow CNBC.

  • Use AI to peek behind the paywall.

  • Load the boat, and wait for the cash machine to pay.

  • Better yet, buy the 3X bull ETF and buckle up, buttercup.


$GDXU was up a whopping +27% — OOPH — looks like they sure squeezed the short sellers this time! 


Of course, this trade isn't only limited to gold miners. I'll spare you a second bullet on this, but use your imagination. 

And don't forget: What goes up must inevitably come down, and I'm more interested in swing trading gold miners - still trading in a bear market - than chasing a bunch of yahoos, off a cliff. Don't pay CNBC $300 a year for the privilege of reading their pumps — send me the money instead!


Speaking of CNBC: I absolutely roasted them in a tweet yesterday, and its already got 44 likes: 



China is running btw - the Democrats are mostly favorable to the Chinese and since they won, you can bet they are going to make some sweetheart deals - and you may want to brush up on your mandarin . just in case China wins the AI race. Look, they don't protest datacenters over there, unless they want to end up on the "voluntary" organ-donor transplant list.     





Wednesday, November 4, 2026

Futures Plunge As Democrats Sweep Congress. Smart Money Buys The Dip


If you watch market futures like a hawk, like I do... then you saw the volatility ramp up around the time it became clear Democrats were going to sweep... 

Last time we saw anything like this was when Trump won - the first time - and Dow futures plunged 1000 points - which was a big move... in 2018. Futures traders were dead wrong, and the market snapped right back, at the open. Similar to what we saw overnight.

"Technology stocks took a hit (down as much as -2.4% at one point) as investors worried about tougher AI regulations. (ibtimes.com)" Pure narrative spin: Truth is, nobody knows who was dumping or why—idiots selling the news, and algos aiming for a liquidity flush, are a dime a dozen.

Apparently someone didn't get the memo: Asian traders perhaps over-reacting, algos selling the news, midnight gamblers? Prediction markets got it right, and Wall Street has already been pricing in a Democrat House, and Senate, since the end of the summer.


It was hilarious watching the political talking heads attempt to explain away market futures falling off a cliff - as they attempted to hide their utter exuberance. They even act like they don't know that the Dems have promised to go after Elon Musk - even this morning as Tesla and SpaceX are tanking.  "
Democrats have a message for Elon Musk: Watch out!" (politico). 

The Sector Rebalance The Talking Heads Also Don't Like To Talk About


  1. The defense sector has been absolutely obliterated (less war spending)
  2. Healthcare & Biotech making new highs (healthcare for illegals) - even European traders are excited about the prospect of universal health. 
  3. The AI/Tech sell-off (more regulation = less data center building)  
  4. Higher Taxes on employers (aka "the rich"? No, Trump still has veto power.
  5. Climate spending returns - this one could be veto-proof. 
  6. Energy Deals can be priced out.  
  7. Trump Impeachment unlikely. 
For The Time Being Most Things Should Remain Mostly Unchanged  

  • The republicans are NOT contesting the election results.
  • Trump has already offered an olive branch to the Dems
  • Corporations still own our politicians in Washington = AI investment will continue to ramp up - rest assured - regardless of the rhetoric.
  • Out of control spending will continue - the Uniparty system guarantees it.
So Now What? Now, A Relief Rally - 
$VIX is already being crushed in pre-market down nearly (-20%). Trust that over the fake news headlines. 

Same sector I mentioned in yesterday's blog [linked] - start reading - halfway down the page. Spoiler: The only sector that can lead... BIG TECH.


I no longer like small cap value; after its recent blistering run. I do however like the same sector chart I offered a few months back...
$PNQI (NASDAQ Internet ETF) just landed right on its 200-day SMA. That is the exact technical signal triggering machine buying right now.

#ProTip: Don't rush in - wait for trades to settle at the open. 

There are plenty of trades to be found, just remember the selling was overdone in certain sectors, while the buying was overdone in several others.