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Thursday, November 5, 2026

Cutting Through The CNBC Pro Paywall and Cashing In — With the Help of AI

This morning I was skimming my X timeline, and immediately found CNBC pumping gold miners on Nov. 3rd (on Tuesday). BTW they want you to pay for CNBC Pro to read it. Uh, no. 

Spoiler: I went directly to AI, and asked which gold miner was being called "a cash machine", and not only did it give me the answer — in like 2 seconds — but it identified the author as the CNBC producer and shameless pump-master himself, Tim Seymour 🤣

This guy has been crying about gold miners for several months — but it takes the cake when you feel like you have to write an article to pump the #2 top holding (AEM) in the $GDX, in order to drive the ETF up 12% in a single day. 

 Am I the only one who sees this charade for what it is, and questions the ethics? 

Nevertheless, I say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em — for FREE

And here I thought I had to earn money the old fashioned way. Glad that's solved. 

#ProTips:

  • Immediately follow CNBC.

  • Use AI to peek behind the paywall.

  • Load the boat, and wait for the cash machine to pay.

  • Better yet, buy the 3X bull ETF and buckle up, buttercup.


$GDXU was up a whopping +27% — OOPH — looks like they sure squeezed the short sellers this time! 


Of course, this trade isn't only limited to gold miners. I'll spare you a second bullet on this, but use your imagination. 

And don't forget: What goes up must inevitably come down, and I'm more interested in swing trading gold miners - still trading in a bear market - than chasing a bunch of yahoos, off a cliff. Don't pay CNBC $300 a year for the privilege of reading their pumps — send me the money instead!


Speaking of CNBC: I absolutely roasted them in a tweet yesterday, and its already got 44 likes: 



China is running btw - the Democrats are mostly favorable to the Chinese and since they won, you can bet they are going to make some sweetheart deals - and you may want to brush up on your mandarin . just in case China wins the AI race. Look, they don't protest datacenters over there, unless they want to end up on the "voluntary" organ-donor transplant list.     





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