The Magnificent 7+ AI Heavyweights: A Field Guide
Sunny Day in Central Park – Clown Thunder Edition
Ahhh… the birds are chirping, the leaves are golden, and the $VIX just rolled over like a sleepy golden retriever. Yesterday’s “global meltdown” was clown thunder — loud, flashy, gone by lunch. Talking heads screamed “valuation concerns” like it’s 1999. When has the market ever sold off on that boogeyman alone? Exactly. Never. We trust the $VIX, not the CNBC flavor of the day.
Yesterday’s “Panic” in 3 Panels
- Japan sneezed → Crypto puked, algos dumped speculative junk.
- NYC’s Socialist Sweep → Zohran Mamdani crushed Cuomo & Sliwa with 1M+ votes on “affordability for all.”
→ Panic in the streets? Nope. Futures green. Birds chirping. - Oct 29, 2025 Capitulation → Link to prior post
→ The most obvious washout in 20 years. Not the end. Not even the opening act. Just the dress rehearsal.
Back to the Only Stocks That Matter: The Mag7+ AI Lineup
NVDA #1 by divine right. The rest? Narrative flow. No quarterly remixes — we ride vibes.
| NVIDIA | $NVDA: the undisputed AI King—knighting data centers one GPU at a time. |
| $META: Looks like Facebook, acts like Facebook—now with extra AI stalking FREE OF CHARGE. | |
| Apple | $AAPL: iPhone utility—cult following—free admission with a Verizon plan. |
| Amazon | $AMZN: E-comm behemoth, movie nights, grass-fed buttered organic popcorn served on the side. |
| $GOOG Advertizer, dressed as a surveillance state trojan horse wearing a Gemini halo. | |
| Microsoft | $MSFT Software Utility. Can’t build a decent browser, or software that functions normally, BUT still makes BIG PROMISES! |
| Netflix | $NFLX: Cord-cutting tariff-proof utility. This one rallies when others can’t—binge now, pay later. |
| Tesla | $TSLA: Automobile manufacturer dressed in a hoodie—drives itself to the moon, FSD sold separately. |
Grok Asks: $AMD lurking for +2?
Answer: Maybe later. $TSMC too. But NOT TODAY.
Microsoft $MSFT – The Bombshell You Almost Missed
Yesterday I meant to drop this, then got lost in crypto bonfires and clown thunder.
Now live in the Public Charts Hub — and pinned to the X thread for real-time TA.
SAY IT WITH ME:
“EXPANDING ASCENDING TRIANGLE” 😂
- Psychological support: $500 (clinging like a tech cult to Apple macentosh.
- Volume: Bullish accumulation on dips
- Target: New ALL TIME HIGHS, of course!
This isn’t a crash. It’s a slingshot.
Final Vibe Check
- Clown thunder? ✅ Fizzled
- $VIX? ✅ SOLD at 20
- Birds in Central Park? ✅ Still singing
- Your portfolio? ✅ Still kickin'
Winning trades only — no remix required.
Anthony Allyn
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Follow @3XTraders for the pinned $MSFT thread.
Next up: NVDA pivot post-mortem + TSMC tease (or series cancellation — stay tuned).
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